As the title states, this isn't an actual blog about anything. It's just a joke that was sent to my phone a few days ago that really got me laughing. HARD! So, I'll lay it on ya!
A doctor told a man that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the act. The decided, "That the hell, I'll try it." He spent all day thinking about where to do it before he got home. He couldn't do it in his office, the restroom was public and an alley was too unsafe. Finally, he realized his solution. On his way home he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway. He got out and crawled underneath as if examining the truck. Satisfied with privacy, he undid his pants and started to masturbate, he closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at his pant leg. Not wanting to loose his fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied, "what?" He heard "this is the police. What in the hell are you doing?!" The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted." The co says, "well, you better check your breaks too, because your truck rolled down the hill five minutes ago!"
This little joke shows just how much I need to get out of the damn house.
-Tish
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