So, I'm tired of people telling me that god is the answer to everything. That if I pray and repent that I will be blessed. So, for those of you who think I haven't read the bible I would like to show you some of my favorite verses. They are as followed.
Genesis 7: 21-23
"21. And all the flesh died that moved upon the earth, both of fowl, and of cattle, and of beast, and of ever creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth, and every man. 22. All in whose nostril was the breathe of life, of all that was in the dry land, died. 23. And every living substance was destroyed which was upon the face of the ground, both man and cattle, and creeping things, and the fowl of the heaven, and they were destroyed from the earth and Noah only remained alive and they that were with him in the ark."
So basically, God drowns the entire population of the earth: men, women, children, fetuses, and perhaps unicorns.
2 Chronicles 13: 15-18
"15. Then the men of Judah gave a shout and as the men of Judah shouted, it came to pass, that Cod smote Jeroboam and all Isreal before Abijah and Judah. 16. And the children of Israel fled before Judah and God delivered them into their hand. 18. And Abijah and his people slew them with a great slaughter so there fell down slain of Israel five hundred thousand chosen men. 18. Thus the children of Israel were brought under at that time, and the children of Judah prevailed because the relied upon the Lord God of their father."
What happen in this story you may wonder? Well, God helps the men of Judah kill 500,000 of their fellow Israelites. Lovely.
Exodus 12:29 "And it cam to pass, that at midnight the Lord smote all the firstborn in the land of Egypt, from the firstborn of Pharaoh that sat on his throne unto the firstborn of the captive that was in the dungeon. and all the firstborn of cattle."
I think everyone knows this story, but let's make sure shall we? God killed the firstborn males of everyone even the damn cattle. What the hell did the fucking cows do? Moving on...
Numbers 16:41-49
"41. But on the morrow all the congregation of the children of Israel murmured against Moses and against Aaron saying, Ye have killed the people of the Lord. 42. And it came to pass when the congregation was gathered against Moses and against Aaron that they looked toward the tabernacle of the congregation and behold the cloud covered it and the glory of the Lord appeared. 43. And Moses and Aaron came before the tabernacle of the congregation. 44. And the Lord spake unto Moses saying, 45. Get up from among this congregation, that I may consume them as in a moment. And they fell upon their faces. 46. And Moses said unto Aaron, Take a censer, and put the fire therein from off the altar, and put on the incense, and make an atonement for them for there is gone out from the Lord, the plague is begun. 47. And Aaron took as Moses commanded and ran into the midst of the congregation and behold the plague was begun among the people and he put on incense and made an atonement for the people. 48. And he stood between the dead and the living and the plague was stayed. 49. Not they that died in the plague were fourteen thousand and seven hundred beside them that died about the matter of Korah."
What happen in this little bedtime story? Well, the Israelites complain that god is killing too many of them. So, God sends a plague that kills 14,000 more of them. Such a loving god.
Judges 19:22-29
"22. Now as they were making their hearts merry behold the men of the city, certain sons of Belial beset the house round about and beat at the door and spake to the master of the house , the old man saying, bring forth the man that came into thine house that we may know him. 23. And the man, the master of the house went out unto them and said unto them Nay, my brethren, nay, I pray you do not so wickedly, seeing that this man is come into mine house do not this folly. 24. Behold, here is my daughter a maiden and his concubine, them I will bring out now and humble ye them and do with them what seemeth good unto you, but unto this man do not so vile a thing. 25. But the men would not hearken to him so the man took his concubine and brought her forth unto them and they knew her and abused her all night until the morning, and when the day began to spring they let her go. 26. The came the woman in the dawning of the day and fell down at the door of the man's house where her lord was till it was light. 28. And he said unto her, up and let be going. But none answered. Then the man took her up upon an ass and the man rose up and gat him unto his place. 29. And when he was come into his house, he took a knife and laid hold on his concubine and divided her together with her bones into twelve pieces and sent her into all the coasts of Israel."
What happen here? A mob demands to rape a godly master’s guest. The master offers his daughter and a concubine to them instead. They take the concubine and gang-rape her all night. The master finds her on his doorstep in the morning, cuts her into 12 pieces, and ships the pieces around the country. Lovely!
Zechariah 12:1-2
"1. Behold the day of the Lord cometh and they spoil shall be divided in the midst of thee. 2. For I will gather all nations against Jerusalem to battle and the city shall be taken and the houses rifled and the women ravished and half of the city shall go forth into captivity and the residue of the people shall not be cut off from the city."
This will have to be my most personal favorite of all! God is telling his followers that once the city is captured, they must ransack the houses, and RAPE the women! And this is who you guys want to worship and love?!?!?!?!
Those are just a few stories I'd like you guys to see. If you don't believe me then by all means feel free to check it yourselves. I've used the King James version because for some reason the other versions aren't allowed when speaking about the "grace" of god.
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