Rules.

I think it's time that I post a few basic rules I have. Simply because there are some that think I have none. I don't have many, but I do have four that I go by. So, here they are.

1. When you ask me if I want to do something and my reply is "I don't know" it really means "I'm not doing something that fucking stupid, idiot!" so don't repeat your question at a later time. I'm getting so tired of people that say they know me so well, then ask me stupid shit. No, I'm going to do what I want, not what you think is fun. It may be fun to you, but in my eyes it's just plain stupid. Get over yourself. I have other things that require my time besides getting drunk every weekend. (If you think I'm talking about you, you're probably right.) Every once in awhile it's fun and I enjoy it, but it's not something I want to do every freaking night. I'm an adult now and enjoy other things beside killing what little brain cells I have left.

2. Just because I'm logged on some social network doesn't mean I'm at my desk. Only means that at some point in time during the day I logged on and may have forgotten to close the damn thing out when I got up from my desk. I know it's shocking for me to leave a damn page open because I don't do anything but play on the fucking computer all goddamn day, but it is. If I don't answer you within seconds of your message it means I'm not around. Leave a fucking message, I'll get back to you. Don't freak out. There are a few things around the house that require my attention. Like my kids, moron.

3. When you know that you've pissed me off, stay the fuck away from me. If you continue to do things that annoy me when I'm pissed, you shouldn't be surprised when I say something that may offend you. If you don't know by now to stay the fuck away from me when I'm upset, then you deserve what you get. Don't get pissy with me because you're too fucking stupid to mind your own fucking business and you get your feelings hurt when I call you out on it. If you would learn to pay attention to your damn life the way you pay attention to mine, things might be a bit better for you.

4. Don't expect me to take advice from you when you have proven yourself unreliable. I'm not going to take advice from someone who doesn't have control over their own damn life. I've done fine with myself so far in life, wither you think so or not, and I'm confident that I will continue to do fine in my years to come. When I want advice I'll ask for it from someone who actually knows what the fuck they're talking about.

This isn't meant to upset anyone, but if it does you must be guilty.