If you guys haven't figured it out yet. I only do this because I'm REALLY bored. Not that I have something to say, I'm just bored with nothing better to do. Seeing as how you're reading it you must be really bored to. That makes me feel better knowing I'm not the only bored fucker on the planet. Thank you! When I take control of the world you shall live to amuse me.
At times I wonder why you people even hang around me. I'm not that interesting. I'm not really smart. The only thing I have going for me is my breast. (Must be why only guys want to hang around me.) I can't believe that someone would so bored that they actually give a shit about what I say. But seeing as how you're still reading I'd say you're about two drinks away passing out. If this is the case, fuck you for not inviting me. Asshole! I hope you puke your guts up all over your floor and trip on it.
Okay, I'll be nice now. Or at least try to be. I'm not making any promises on that. There's really no telling how long I can be nice before some moron pisses me off. And I think everyone knows how that ends. If you don't know, it doesn't end well. People start crying and bitching to their mommies, then I get called names like "meanie" and "bitch" like it's going to effect me in any way. I mean really, name calling? Are you really so slow in the head that you have nothing better to come back with a lame ass name? If you're going to call me a name then at least make it a good one. Something I've never been called before. Get creative people. You bore me with slow minds and low standards. Surprise me. Shock me. Make me go "Damn you're good!" and I may begin to like you.
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